Don't forget smiling

Ten Great Tips For Each Day 1. Stay out of trouble. 2. Aim for greater heights.  3. Stay focused on your job. 4. Exercise to maintain good health. 5. Practice team work. 6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. Take your time trusting others. 7. Save for rainy days. 8. Rest and relax. 9. Always take time to smile. AND 10. Realize that nothing is impossible. This should make you smile: Now,give this to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!Always Remember This:  You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing!!!

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Library is a Saraswati temple (of knowledge) and librarian is a poojari

Alka Gohel

Librarian,
Darshan Institute of Engineering & Technology,
Rajkot-Gujarat-India

Blog   http://dietlibrary.blogspot.com

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LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY

Marriage changes passion.       
Suddenly you're in bed with

a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a                                                                                         sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.                                                                                       So I said                                                                                               'Implants?'                                                                                              She hit me.

How come we choose from
just two people to run for president and 

over fifty for Miss America ?

Now that food has replaced
sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise
class and 

was told to wear loose fitting clothing.

 If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, 

I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go 

'skinny dipping,

' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Don't argue with an idiot;
people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain
        cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why is it that our children
        can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!!!

Bumper sticker of the year:   
'If you can read this, thank a teacher - and, since it's in
        English, thank a soldier'

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court 

when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!!!

Wouldn't it be nice if
        whenever we messed up our life 

we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete'
and start all over?

AMEN, AMEN!

Why is it that our children
        can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!!!

Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain
        cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court 

when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!!!

And remember:  

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. 

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.